A Silk Purse?

All I know is that you can't make one out of a pig's ear...

Where I Get My Stuff

Welcome to that side of thought that would prefer to take things as they are, as opposed to rewriting history to accord delusions of grandeur. Right now, I have enough emails, news articles, and personal sentiments to write a book, but the slower you go, the more you get, so let's do it here. If you'd like to contribute, please keep in mind that I don't want to hear from you...
Jimmy...